Hello everyone! My name is Brittanie. I am a proud to say I was apart of The Mishapocalypse 2013. I post whatever the hell I want...so if you like randomness from a random girl....you've found me for a reason, obviously. So enjoy the madness ♥ I'm on Pottermore! ErisedSeeker19728

My birthday is June 6th. *COUGH COUGH WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE*


(p.s. if you would like to read my Destiel fanfic, just search *destiel fanfic* in my search box down there ↓)

 

dorkery:

redscarfstars:

avengergrace:

bull-shipping:

pipintook:

sirhiddle:

#Now You’re Just Some Brother That I Used To Know

#but you didn’t hAVE TO LOOOCK ME UUUUUUP

MAKE IT OUT LIKE I DESTROYED EARTH BUT IT WAS ONLY NEW YORK

AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE, BUT YOU TREAT ME LIKE YOUR BROTHER WHICH YOU KNOW IM NOT!

OMG OMG I’m actually wheezing

NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO SWOOOOP SO LOW
HAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEAT UP MY SHIT WHILE YOU HIT ME WITH THUNDER

dorkery:

redscarfstars:

avengergrace:

bull-shipping:

pipintook:

sirhiddle:

#Now You’re Just Some Brother That I Used To Know

#but you didn’t hAVE TO LOOOCK ME UUUUUUP

MAKE IT OUT LIKE I DESTROYED EARTH BUT IT WAS ONLY NEW YORK

AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE, BUT YOU TREAT ME LIKE YOUR BROTHER WHICH YOU KNOW IM NOT!

OMG OMG I’m actually wheezing

NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO SWOOOOP SO LOW

HAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEAT UP MY SHIT WHILE YOU HIT ME WITH THUNDER

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News
Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

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—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT

“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

penandpage:

casually-butts:

Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this

#this is the most accurate description of us i have ever heard #this is literally how i’m going to describe tumblr to people who aren’t from around these parts #for the rest of my life

(Source: corgle)

evolutionofthedaleks:

jesussbabymomma:

IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD

or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer

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